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Posted - 2014.07.30 11:37:00 -
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Jaselyn Cabellos wrote:How much does it take to admit there is a problem. The Heavy spam just needs to stop. Not much I'm gonna say in this post because I'm getting to the point. The Heavy's are the problem. I hear them crying about remote explosives yet there is hardly one other way you can defend yourself against Heavy's. Dust is being a bootleg rock paper scisor shutes where the heavy is the rock and instead of paper beating rock the rock dominates everything. It just needs to stop!
If you're complaining about Heavies, you're obviously not approaching them correctly, and they are not a problem. Spam? Is 3-4 Heavies in a team considered spam? That's fairly normal... I wonder if someone needs to take a breather and revaluate as to why they're having such trouble with Heavies.
1. You're not too good at the game
2. You're cocky
3. A little too adventurous
4. Blind as sh*t
5. Head in the clouds (perhaps literally depending on the number of bullets and/or explosions)
6. Not taking your medication
7. Taking too much medication
8. Mistaking a heavy for a bud
9. Standing too close to Heavy
10. Daydreaming at the wrong time
11. AFK to get a drink and/or snack at the wrong time
12. Trying to solo more than one Heavy
13. Not too good with Remotes
14. Rather than getting better at the game, complains on the forums
15. Even after dying for the 1,000th time to a Heavy, still has not gained the wisdom of 'knowing your limits'
16. Can't even spell the plural of 'Heavy' correctly
17. If you are hearing texts, I would advise you get a specialist to check that
18. If you are too far gone with that, you no longer have to read as much, as you now have an automated voice reading your material out loud for you.
19. Voice in head speaks other language or dialect
20. Not realizing that there is indeed more than one way to deal with a Heavy
21. Wants people to stop playing rock paper scissors
22. 'I'm getting to the point', yet doesn't, very vague
23. Doesn't want to explain their reasoning, yet still thinks what they say matters
24. Why is some random dude making a list about some other dude
25. Needs to go back to bootcamp
26. Needs to re-graduate the academy
27. Hint to #24: Dude is bored
28. 'How much does it take to admit there is a problem', apparently a short, undefined, and meaningless post has enough
29. Playing an odd version of rock paper scissors
30. I wonder who's still reading this
31. Mistaking Heavy hugs as aggression
32. Doesn't comprehend the range of HMGs
33. Never used a shotgun before
34. Just your average blueberry
35. Have you installed patch 9.16.2 of 'New and Improved, Better than Ever' blueberry AI?
36. This is a long list
37. ...
38. Last clone was in the fridge to long, error with current clone #588012AJ, please send in a ticket and review of our product
39. Ever considered the possibility of using a Heavy suit yourself?
40. Running out of things to list
41. Dust 514
42. Balance (lol)
43. Poor luck?
44. Ain't got no skillz
45. Haven't been playing the game too long
46. Playing the game for too long
47. Is not excepted amongst his Heavy budies
48. Thumb farming
49. Curious as to why poster wants many disembodied thumbs
50. Pster speek nt mch englich
51. Just b*tching about it
52. Tired of getting dominated
52. Wondering why you're playing a game where you put rocks, paper, and scissors into your boots
53. Are your boots legs? Your legs are boots?
54. Where can I buy this clone?
55. Don't tell me it's Carl... please don't...
56. I know they're cheap, but they're... you know... 'factory seconds'
57. I can't imagine fitting myself into one of those... ugh
58. No wonder you're having a tough time, you can barely walk
59. It's like trying to move around in jelly
60. How do you put yourself through this crap?
61. Look, I know you don't like Tom too much, but at least he has legs that are... legs
62. Just... buy some of his. Just do it. They may be missing an eye... or two... but you can still walk at least
63. I heard he's having discounts
64. What do you mean it looks like an alien?
65. Ohhh... I guess you can see that.
66. Well... at least you'll look more terrifying on the battlefield
67. TL;DR, I disagree quite frankly
My apologies if I come off as an elitist, but I try to view things objectively, logically, and factually.
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Temias Mercurial
Knights Of Ender
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.07.31 18:57:00 -
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buzzzzzzz killllllllll wrote:heavies need to take increased damage from behind or something so you can kill them with skill and instead of charging straight at them with a scout. btw, ive never QQ'd about re's and im a heavy, was actually quite pissed they got nerfed
Or shoot them from a distance, they're kinda boned when not near cover. Do you know how effective the laser is against heavies? 90% of the time, they will die.
My apologies if I come off as an elitist, but I try to view things objectively, logically, and factually.
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